levkamenev:

ostolero:

torridgristle:

YOU FUCKERS I WIN.

I WIN.

I FUCKING DID IT.

FUCK EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME.

HERE’S THE FUCKING SOURCE.

believe in torridgristle

nice cat. i love its small yet knowing eyes


blowjobbysammy:

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘privilege’, you are the problem.

This post gives me life


Anonymous asked:
what's your take on this website's ACAB FUCK COPS THEYRE ALL MURDEROUS RACISTS stance (especially as of late)?

Juvenile bullshit from angsty teens on the internet would be a summarised statement.


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babyferaligator:

when she suk hte whole bepis

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Anonymous asked:
In all fairness, they are awesome selfies. I'd be happy if I could get my hair to do that.

>tfw hereditary baldness is kicking in 
>tfw my hair will only be there for maybe the next couple of years 
>tfw make the most of it while you can before I transform into a middle-aged man overnight

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bastardlybrendan:

It’s been a while since I posted a selfie on here so this is the current state of my face for your amusement. 

98 notes on a selfie, it’s time for me to officially retire and write a book


Sitting in the bus centre talking to a person from work about how weird it is dealing with people outside Northern Ireland who immediately think “bombs” when they talk to you and at that exact moment a loud bang goes off and we both flinch.

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Waking up for work after two days off feels like being told your early release from prison has been revoked.

On the plus side it means this work week has begun. Which means I have 12 days of work over the next three weeks in total left until I can afford my new PC.

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cerulean-city:

couple-of-dumbasses:

zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

#LA CHANCLA



Anonymous asked:
I applied for a job as a waitress in London for a restaurant that has several locations in NI, and one of the questions was: "If you're applying for a position at a restaurant in Northern Ireland, please identify your community background (Catholic, Protestant, or other)." I was like wat.

This is the part where UCVF complains about those pesky taigs being given jobs over hard-working pradastants. 

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#Anonymous

Anonymous asked:
I sincerely mean it. You could be the new Man Your Man Could Smell Like with that hairstyle.

"Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Fortunately, he isn’t me."

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#Anonymous

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING